It was a cold night and I was waiting to feed a hungry Hulk growing inside my stomach. I found one of the restaurants in the vicinity and looked through the menu. One of the familiar dishes caught my eye and I didn’t wait to place the order.
I was standing at the cash counter as I began placing the order.
Me: I want one Chinese schezwan chicken noodles and that’s it.
The restaurant guy: One Chinese Schezwan Chicken noodles.
The restaurant guy: Do you want a vegetarian or non-vegetarian noodle?
Me: !!!!! . . . What did u say?
(I forgave him right away because he gave me a Non-vegetarian chicken).